This series right here, this was in my head the best idea I had ever had. This series right here, this was my magnum opus.
This was going to be my finest work yet. I mean just hear the idea and try not to have hot steaming wads of semen flowing down your pantleg "a story of rags to riches of a hopeless
lost cause of an NFL expansion team in a small market town who has just got their hands on the greatest player in NFL history". Quite possibly one of the most ingenious ideas ever conceived and executed on this platform.
The series itself is almost entirely stolen from one of my favorite YouTubers at that time, SOFTDRINKTV. He had his own series called the "Sarasota Semen". And I stole damn near every detail of it when making the Wasps. The small market city, the cupcake level team, the quarterback with maxed out stats, every little thing was damn near directly robbed from what SOFTDRINK did.
I was not lying about the entire magnum opus thing; I wanted this to be as big as it possibly could bigger than everything else I had done before combined. And all of that went into the introduction for the series. Sure, it could have probably taken me just about a couple of days to put something like that out now, but back then it took an upwards of an entire month to get that shit out. Even now there are still parts that I feel hold up today. But after that, I knew it would be time to get right back to work, and start on the first real episode of the Wichita Wasps.
Episode 1 of the Wichita Wasps was genuinely a lot of fun to both make and edit. I mean I brought in a full introduction to everybody on the team, used music for touchdowns, and even a whole damn outro where I plug all my shit. Episode 2 was also a lot of fun.
It wasn't until the third episode where problems began to arise.
It was around this time where I finally caught on to the idea that I could win every single game with absolutely no effort by just running Kris to the sides. For "the worst team in the NFL" to have the ability to go 19-0 only by the sheer virtue of running a single play over and over again... well it cheapened the enjoyment to be had from the series. Knowing how there was one play to bail
the Wasps out of any situation, no matter how dire. To combat this, I tried bumping up the difficulty to All-Pro. But all that lead to was the Wasps getting absolutely shut down on every single play that wasn't a Kris Bubbles QB scramble.
And during the recording of the 4th
episode against Miami, I came to the conclusion that this isn't fun anymore. And thus the episode was never made and eventually got deleted in a hard drive crash.
With two gameplay series canned due to the same reason, I had fell out of love with the original purpose of my channel. It was here where an idea I had stored long ago had begun re-emerging in my mind. I was going to make my very own TV show, a TV show of everything I have always wanted to say, a TV show to bring down walls and usher in a new reign of entertainment, a TV show combining all of my influences and melding it together as one, in an era defining, cultural touchstone of a soon to be multimedia empire of which I would make my name from, and live out the rest of my life as the accomplished, revered man forever intertwined with the world I singlehandedly shaped from in my mirror image.
But before I could get to all that, I needed a pilot.
Wichita Wasps
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