Who's Getting the Best Dick:
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Who’s Getting the Best Dick had been an idea in my head for roughly a year before I started to work on it. It was something that I knew from the time I first came up with it, that this was gonna be a hit video. It was perfect, everybody knows the original, and the spin I bring to the original idea is self-explanatory. It is Who’s Getting the Best Head:
Female Edition. And given how well the original had resurfaced the previous year courtesy of Jax’s video, this shit more than anything else I’ve put out WAS going to be a hit. Everything else was a shot in the dark, just trying to see what stuck, but this… this felt like a guarantee. And when it came time for April Fools Day, there was no hesitation. This video was going to be my big break. At first I was just planning on recording my voice doing moaning sounds and pitch it up. Which obviously did not work, everything sounded like the Chipmunks, not the Chipettes. I couldn’t do a believable female voice, even if just for moaning. Even
Dominatrix, Cuck, Bestiality, Rape, and even Children (Special thanks to fellow YouTuber "The Diddler" for supplying me with the material, he seemed like a true expert on that sort of thing, especially with those last few). Nothing at all was spared in order to make my video come out as great as it possibly could. And finally on the 29th of March, it was complete. The thing that was FINALLY going to put my channel on the map. To establish my name as something, to get something that I put my hard work and effort into finally get rewarded with the success I had always dreamed of. So I hit the upload button, set if for a 4 PM Release Date, and the rest… was history.
when I tried asking my friend, Mattias, if he could do it (Because that wigga can moan, like nobody else I done ever seen), and his stupid self-centered piece of shit said he wasn’t comfortable moaning loudly into a mic. However, I eventually found out what the method was. What I needed to do was find porn audio, pitch that shit up, and put it all over images over the chipettes. It would take multiple months to find the perfect audio clips. Hundreds of hours of gooning, to any porn I could find, regardless of genre. Regular, Gay, BLACKED, Lesbian, BBW, Goth, Animated,
The original image of which the entire video was inspired by. This stit really does just say it all, I mean you can almost feel Theodore unloading 40 Days worth of NoFap inside Eleanor's tight chipmunk clitty.