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     After taking 3 entire months off to create my very own website and a video to go alongside it, I was unsure of what to do next. My initial thought was to head back and complete my unfinished Nu-Metal video. However, as the days went by and it became more and more apparent that my latest upload had completely crashed

and burned. Impressions wise, it my worst preforming video since the fucking Pete Jones days. I couldn't really afford to take another 2-3 months to finish off another long ass video just for it to flop. I needed something else to try and get my channel stimulated, and I knew just what that thing would be.

     Back at the start of June, GoonSquadTV had offered me a chance to appear in one of his videos. Not the one he was working on, but it would be his following video, the upcoming 9th Episode of Album Atrocities. He told me it would be on Fashionably Late, and I would voice the intro. Where I would in Goons own words, "voice prestiged music critic Anthony Fantano".

     I had no complaints, not just because of the boost it would bring to my channel, but also it would just seem like a lot of fun to make fun of Fantano. I then went to his channel to watch his videos and practice my impression of him. I typed Fantano into the YouTube search bar, only to be greeted with "Pathetic". A second channel video about Radiohead Frontman Thom Yorke that clocks in at 17:51. It was without question, one of the absolute worst, most infuriating videos I have

ever seen in my time on YouTube. Fantano made an entire fucking video dragging Thom Yorke through the mud for not forming a concise statement on the Israeli-Palestine Situation. He genuinely acts like the goddamn Radiohead Frontman speaking out on a fucking active war is going to do anything. I don't know how it is in other countries, but here in America you will find so many of these types of people. These people who will take whatever actors, musicians, professional athletes have to say on fucking geopolitical issues and act like it means anything at all. These people are so fucking detached and sheltered from the real world that they feel that whatever their favorite celebrity has to say on a political movement/event is in any way valuable or equates to real-world change. In fact, at 10:16 when Thom is talking about this exact thing and how pointless such a process is, Fantano brings up fucking Palestinian death statistics. Fantano deadass acts like the blood is on Thom Yorke's hands. As if the fucking singer from Radiohead speaking out on such a matter will in any way put an end to the genocide in Palestine.

     Sure, I was already going to do the bit, but now I was fully committed to making him look like as big of a fuck ass moron as I could. And it all came to me one night in bed. Fantano would be reviewing an IJ album, his wife would get BLACKED, he would consume millennial goyslop, it was all picture perfect.

     Then during my family's annual vacation up to Hilton Head, I came prepared and brought my mic equipment up to the condo. And while my parents were gone going to get groceries, my little sister Leah helped me to record all of the audio lines. We were able to get all of them done on time, and I was quite happy with them. When I got back from South Carolina I sent the script up to Goon, and he told me it was an undoubted gem, but it was too long to fit into the video. I would have to make it into my own standalone video. And with the

circumstances I was presented with at the start of July, I knew this had to be my next video. If nothing else could get the ball moving, then this had to.

     The first thing I set out to do was redoing the audio lines. While the originals were solid, I had come to realize that the default Microsoft application on Leah's laptop only recorded audio in mono. So I set out re-recording the entire script all over again, trying to make my voice as insufferably whiny as possible to fit the impression. In fact I had to do it all over again to get it just right. Though that wasn't at all the hardest part of making the video, for I had to gather tons of full-length clips and videos of Fantano talking to pair over what I was saying. And let me tell you wiggas, finding a clip of Anthony Fantano legitimately smiling is so fucking hard to come across. In fact, finding clips that show Fantano expressing almost any emotion other than his milquetoast pretentious stare was really difficult. But eventually I was able to round out the entire base bones of the video. All it needed was something to stimulate the dryer parts of the video. I then pulled a video of Fantano shattering both of his shoulders and eating pavement in Skate 3 over him smugly reading out the bars on D.W.S. And for the ending, I had remembered a video of a car practically blowing its speakers out playing Outside by MO3, paired that up with some shit in my collection, and I was finished. In one of the quickest turnarounds I've ever gone through, I was able to ship out a honest to Alan, brand new video only 9 days after YouTube's Final Destination.

     I was then greeted with one of the worst preforming duds I may ever experience in the history of my time on YouTube. Dear heavens, this shit got 3 fucking views in its first week. I thought YTFD bombed hard, hell no, this shit got watched by fucking nobody. It got absolutely no promotion from YouTube whatsoever, in fact my subscriber count actually went down after this video was posted. I became really disillusioned with YouTube if this I was going to get less promotion from YouTube than videos I made almost 4 fucking years ago. After a couple days of thinking it over, I realized YouTube was never going to be the end goal for me. I am never going to be able to make anything close to a decent living off of YouTube and I had to make peace with that. And even though I would still throw everything at the wall to get as far as I can on the internet, it would never be my final destination. I would have to look for other ways to use my talents in life to make a living. But my time on YouTube, my time on the internet was not over. I still had plenty of ideas and the ingenuity to get them done. If I am determined enough, I will get somewhere, something I made will blow up, and I will finally be there to enjoy my first successful creative endeavor.