After being able to fianlly put the Nu-Metal video out the door after a near full calendar cycle had taken place I was done. Even if the video had preformed well, that was still going to be my final video essay for the indefinite future. The time deposit it had required me to put down had become too steep. But luckily, I had

known for a good while what I really needed to turn my channel into. And following 11/22, I had become fully free to pursue it.

     As one can gather from the "Favorite YuoTubers" section, two of my biggest creative inspirations are Colaws and Amerikaner. And with all of those months spent polishing off what had been started back at the beginning of the year, I had gotten these ideas. All of these spontaneous video ideas that I couldn't yet act upon. But with the stupid Hour-Long Video essay out of the way now, I was finally there. After a month of Kaiser-posting and the annual christmas special, I had finally felt it was time to make a proper, Full-Effort video like I had envisioned.

     Now the subject matter I had chosen to base the voiceover around was one that I had only recently found out about. Yuo see, I had really gotten into Colaws and Kaner around this time. It was to the point where I had I was there to see every livestream, watched every video, and even dig up their lost media. And after climbing deep enough down the rabbit hole, I found out those two first connected and got popular years ago on iFunny. While today neither of them really use the site anymore, at the time I was able to find who they were subscribed to, and 

eventually find this entire underground community, almost completely obscured to the broader internet. It was the deepest, smallest, and most extreme part of the entire app. But most importantly, it was the funniest. However, funny as it may be, whenever the humor stops on the app, what is often left is something the average person would find appalling. Far-Right ideologies and regressive views are everywhere, often times coming from my favorite accounts. But out of all minorities and non-white groups, the Jews far and away get more hate than anyone else. Quoted directly by an iFunnier, "Leftists hate iyzrael because they worship shitskyns. I hate iyzrael because they’re evil demonic jevvs" [words are misspelled to avoid the automod] puts into perspective how many on this side of the app operate. But out of all of these, the belief that angered me the most was the idea of goyball.

     It is the belief that sports are all just a distraction from what is important, much in the same light that the Roman Empire built used the Coliseum for its events. In short, sports are just "bread and circus" distractions from what is 

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truly important. It is your standard pretentious redditor bullshit, except they believe everything is set up and operated by the Jews. And the teams are deliberately made up of black people. Is this natural? FUCK NO. It's obviously just an excuse for the evil Jewish people to spread anti-white propaganda by glorifying these subhuman shitskins, duh.

     Yes, there are actual people who are so race-conscious and blinded by hate that they actually believe this. Don't get me wrong, Israel is wrong in almost everything they do, and the U.S. government is definetely under 

Zionist control, that much is fact. But to say that all, or at least a significant majority of Jews are the puppet master's behind everything, with every prestigious institution in the world under the Hebrew spell, all making decisions that serve to only benefit their kind is delusional. While yes there are bad, immoral, and greedy Jews, some who do contain very high sources of power, it's never fair to base the entirety of a group of people around its worst actors. But even still out of all things to accuse the Jews of controlling, why would anyone ever make the connection to sports. I can at the very least understand the thought process of some Anti-Semitic conspiracies, but something as fundamental to human existence as physical competition is idiotic. But serving as an extension of this are the black people who play the aforementioned sportsball, which makes the entire product unwatchable. This entire belief comes from the idea that black people are the big dumb brutish homunculi trapped under Jewish control. With their hose sole purpose revolving around disparaging and undermining white people. Unsurprisingly, this thought process was featured in numerous historical Nazi and White Supremacist pieces of literature as far back as the 70s.

     And I just kept seeing wiggas saying this over and over again without any visible irony. It was genuinely infuriating to see this retarded worldview seen in so many users. It was at this point these people started to sound like an angsty teen, they started to sound like Maxxy. That was the video. I give Maxxy the nazi band-kid personality, and Goofy plays off of him as the uncogniscent father looking to just enjoy the game. And despite the very serious subject matter, I wanted it to be balance with elements of comical absurdity. Things like Goofy's Blacked Rooms and how the turning point in the story is Maxxy inadvertently acknowledging a god outside of Alan (An Atheist God). And how Goofy proceeds to violently rape him after the smallest error in reciting this "Alantheist Lore" (Michelin Man was created by Alan, he never just "came into existence"). It is that balance that I believe keeps the video from ever getting too serious despite everything Maxxy says.

     That was it, from there I shipped the video off of Premier Pro and sent it out for the whole wide world to see. Which after all my hard work would finally grant me immediate, overnight success and etch my name into the greater consciousness and pop-culture as a whole with my witty and wholesome political commentary!

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